Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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