Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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