I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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