Sry I called you an 8
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He? As in you personified your dick?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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