The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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I need you to use more vowels.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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