Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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