Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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