maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.