Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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