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I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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