I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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