i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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