I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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