I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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