I wish I could punch you in the face.
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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