he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
