quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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