I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
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He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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