there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
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she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
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In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
She's not a foreskin expert like you
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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