Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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