so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
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You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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