hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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