This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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