Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
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Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
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Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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