I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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