Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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