Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
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The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
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We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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