Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
pray to the hookup gods
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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