Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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