i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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