To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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