Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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