He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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