I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
