Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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