Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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