I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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