ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
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girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
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I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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