i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
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He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
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I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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