So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
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Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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