I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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