I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
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