honey bunches of taint.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
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Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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