Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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