I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
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He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
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Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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