I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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