Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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