I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
