What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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