As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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