It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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