So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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