Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Randomize
