paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
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She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
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i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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