fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
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HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
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It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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